deer goverment da birb rights need to be discussed, becuz i think dat cats are restricten us, da birbs, from freedum. cat always attacking my nest when i least expect
preciouspent said: I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Is that too much to ask?
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank
honestly there is no bigger turn off to me than a guy who does not explore culinary delights outside of BURGERS FRIES AND CHICKEN TENDERS
it’s like you’re spelling out “NO HOMO” with your food like congrats on being such a MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN, FRIEND.
I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
If you don’t like chocolate I don’t like you.
I like when you buzz…OFF. (CC: @BuzzTheBee) #MustBeTheHoney #MustBeTheGrumpy